I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.
It contained:
· An aspirin and a
band-aid.
· An 'Obama Hope &
Change' bumper sticker
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard
sign
· A 'Blame Republicans
first, then anybody and everybody' poster
· A 'Tax the Rich'
banner
· An application for
unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for
food stamps
· A prayer rug
· A letter assigning my
debt to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon
for a machine that blows smoke up my a....
Everything was made in
"China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours
should be arriving soon.
