Top reasons you should not fire us this November:
1) It's all Bush's fault!
2) You can trust us to fight the evil corporations
3) $16,000,000 isn't really as much debt as it sounds
4) $1,300,000 deficits per year are necessary, again because of Bush
5) ObamaCare adds over 100 federal agencies to reform evil health care insurance agencies
6) We will soak those rich bastards and 'spread the wealth' to all nations!
7) Even if you don't pay federal taxes now, you deserve more from those greedy corporations
8) Government does a better job of running car companies, solar panel startups and clean energy
9) Only greedy Republicans think drilling for oil in the U.S. and getting off of foreign oil makes sense
10) You can trust us!